New plague means a new version of Band Aid’s, Do They Know it’s Christmas Time. Nothing says holiday gift like Ebola. As Ebola rips its way through Western Africa and into the psyche of the world, you knew Band Aid couldn’t be too far behind, right? Like you, I watched the original on MTV & […]
Read MoreThe U2 Challenge!
My good friend @U2threechords on Twitter challenged his followers the other day to unleash their collective brain power and decipher a few U2 anagrams. Needless to say, Twitter hell was unleashed and answers came flying in worldwide. Not really, it was me and two others, but it was a lot of fun, so I am […]
Read MoreHow To Tell If You Are “Truly” A U2 Fan!
Have you ever met someone that said they were a U2 fan and then you threw a couple of softball questions at them to see if they are “Truly” a U2 fan? No, just me? Well, this actually did happen to me, but it didn’t involve U2, it involved another musical group I love, KISS! […]
Read MoreWhat if Jesus and God weren’t U2 Fans?
Wouldn’t it be ironic if Jesus and God were not U2 fans? Talk about a slap across U2’s collective Baby Face! Think about it…for forty years, U2 has worked hard at breaking down the Bible, searching for the perfect Scripture, trying to find a rhyming word for Gomorrah, trying to incorporate the “Burning Bush” story […]
Read MoreWhy Isn’t Everyone Like This?
Great question, Bono! That’s the last line in the latest Rolling Stone U2 article published last week, “Why isn’t everyone like this?” Sure I don’t have a bazillion dollars at my disposal ( I think I over drafted my checking account last week) or 12 assistants to do all your menial jobs like laundry, cook or pick up the […]
Read MoreSee China’s Fortune Cookie Right In Front of You!
The only thing hotter right now than U2 is the Kung Pao Chicken I had the other night. Follow that up with about 22 Peking Raviolis and a couple of Scorpion bowls and needless to say, I was good to go. Then, I opened up my fortune cookie and it read: “You too, will have […]
Read MoreBono’s Not In “Shape!”
“God knows it’s not easy, taking on the shape of someone else’s pain.” You know why God knows it’s not easy? Because God failed Geometry! Have you ever seen a dodecagon? If that’s the shape of someone else’s pain, kill me now! It’s true that most relationships are not in ship-shape condition, and sure we […]
Read MoreBono is “Out of sight!”
The good news, Bono doesn’t have Ebola, which was floating around social media last week. The bad news, Bono does have glaucoma, which he revealed on the Graham Norton show the other day. Listen, I know U2 is out of sight, but this goes too far. There’s more to this story that meets the eye. […]
Read MoreYour Voices Will Be Heard…So Be Nice!
“Your voices will be heard!” I’ve heard some of you sing, it may be best to leave the singing to Bono while you hum silently along. More often than not, the voice(s) that are heard are the ones that remain echoing inside, destroying people. An annual theme for October is National Bully Awareness Month and […]
Read More81 Million & Counting!
81 million! Let that number soak in for a minute….81 million people have experienced Songs of Innocence so far. The three U2 haters worldwide will scoff at that number claiming victory because the number isn’t a gazillion or that blah, blah, blah, whatever other drivel they can imagine to validate their pathetic lives. 81 million! […]
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