911? Yes, I’d like to report a crime. Is sodomy still on the books in California? Seriously, how many more times can U2 be ramrodded before we call 911? First, the Oscar fiasco, now the Grammy’s! Didn’t U2 just add a 17th show in L.A.? Doesn’t U2 have a song named after the state that […]
Read MoreDear Grammy Awards
Dear Mr. Grammy: I hope all is well with your friend, Mr. Oscar, since last year’s surgery to remove his head from his ass for choosing “Let it Go,” a song for an animated picture, as opposed to our Ordinary Love, a lyrical masterpiece about one of the most influential historical figures of all time, […]
Read MoreIs Bono A Hero?
As I sit here in the afterglow of a Superbowl win by the New England Patriots, my seven year old son stated that Tom Brady was a hero of his. I thought that maybe he was high on Tom Brady because of their 4th SuperBowl win and decided to pursue the conversation. When I asked […]
Read MoreU2 and the Superbowl!
Remember the last time U2 performed in the Superbowl? Of course you do, it was recently ranked the greatest Superbowl performance of all time by USA Today. The performance was so brilliant that most people outside of New England forgot that my New England Patriots won that Super Bowl, the first of 3 wins in […]
Read MoreU2 & “Deflate-gate!”
My good friend Danielson checked in with me this week wondering what all the “Hoopla” was about the Patriots and their deflated balls? (Go ahead and try to say that phrase without laughing) Then, young Daniel made a brilliant analogy and compared “Deflate-gate” to being a U2 fan. Mind officially blown! The connection is not too far […]
Read MorePar for the Course!
FORE! By now, you’ve heard about the Irish nut job with the golf club that was arrested on Larry Mullen Jr’s property a few months back and now found guilty. Anyone know where Rory Mcilroy, the World’s number one golfer was when all this went down? Anyhow, golf is a great game and U2 has referenced many golf […]
Read MoreWhere does U2 Rank In Your Life?
So my 7 year old son asked me the other day, “Do you love me?” He loves to get me going with these ridiculous questions that he knows the answers to, but the other day he followed it up with another question that took me quite by surprise…”Do you love me more than U2?” After […]
Read MoreCharlie Hebdo and U2’s Cartoon World
A few weeks back, the Cartoon Network turned into the news when 12 innocent people in France were murdered over a cartoon…. A CARTOON! As the world rallies behind France, I’m still trying to draw some sort of understanding about exactly WTF happened in the country that U2 calls its summer home. Cartoons and U2 have coexisted for decades: The […]
Read MoreRolling Stone Dissed U2….Really?
Is Rolling Stone serious? I mean, I know Rolling Stone hasn’t been Rolling Stone in about 25 years, but are they serious? In a recent “Readers’ Poll”, Rolling Stone listed the top 10 Protest Songs of all time and Sunday Bloody Sunday was nowhere to be found on the list. Really? Isn’t Rolling Stone’s editor a guy […]
Read MoreThe A,B,C’s of Bono’s Letter
For starters, those of you that know me and my writing, know that I am a huge U2 fan, but also am not afraid to call it like it is. The other day we received “The Little Book Of A Big Year” from Bono updating us on the year that was, 2014. On a positive […]
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