Note to Bono: forget about the younger audience because they’re too fat! Remember when Bono yelled, “Get up off your big fat ass now,” at the beginning of Mysterious Ways at the Rose Bowl? America did not listen and now their mysterious “weighs” are preventing them from military service. In a recent article, more than […]
Read MoreBono & “The Interview!”
Lights go down, it’s dark – because there’s no freaking electricity! North Korea – try to name a more f***ed up country on Earth than North Korea…You can’t! Yes, they’re doing the atomic bomb and they want you to sing along, but most North Korean citizens can’t because 99% of the population are starving. Besides, […]
Read MoreU2 Gets Dirty!
Did you know that today, June 29th is International Mud Day? Of course you didn’t, you have a life. “Compromise, it’s not a dirty word!” Bono 2001. When the king of wishful thinking tells the world that compromise is not a dirty word, the world better clean up their act and listen. Bono knows a […]
Read MoreBono Meets 2 Bishops, a Queen & King!
Checkmated! For decades, U2 has been playing chess, while most of the music world has been playing checkers. Bono’s love for the game of chess is well documented. Knowing Bono’s love for the abstract, loving chess should be no surprise to anyone. Although I know how to play chess, I’m not very good at it […]
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